The New sh*t Sampler lyrics

[The New sh*t]

[Intro: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, everybody wanna know what's the new sh*t sound like?
What are we like now?
Did ICP sell out? (Naw! Hell naw!)
What's the new sh*t like? (What about it?)
Well I'll tell you what the muthaf*ckin' new sh*t's like muthafacko (Yeah!)

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the new sh*t, we gonna make a few adjustments (Haha!)
First of all, no carnival sh*t, that's all over with (f*ck that!)
On the new sh*t, no more rappin', no more hip hop (Nah!)
Spin Magazine don't like us rappin', therefore, we are stopped (f*ck them muthaf*ckas!)
On the new sh*t we're gonna sing now, la la la la la! (Hahahaha!)
And I'ma shoot heroine and slam a guitar!
Look at us, we're ruthless! You picked on me!
Duh-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh! That's the new ICP! (Aah!)
If we rap, we can only rap about smokin' weed
And we gonna be original now, hey yo, we smoke weed (I'm high!)
We smoke chronic and weed and hydro and cess
And I'm special, I smoke weed, that's why I'm ruthless (Drueeurgh!)
On the new sh*t we gonna do a song with Eddie Vetter
It's just gonna be me, and him, we gonna go ar-ar-ar-ar together! (Haha!)
On the new sh*t, we gonna sell the f*ck out, strictly happiness (Yeah, yeah!)
Oh, except for this
[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Yeah, here go a sample of a song called f*ck the World from ICP's new album entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
So check it out!

[f*ck The World]

[Intro: Violent J]
f*ck, f*ck this sh*t
f*ck, give it to me!

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, together]
If I only could I'd set the world on fire (Ah, f*ck)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say f*ck the world! (f*ck the world!)
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
f*ck 'em all! (f*ck 'em all!)

[Verse: Violent J]
Hey, man, f*ck you, f*ck me, f*ck us
f*ck Tom, f*ck Mary, f*ck Gus, f*ck Darius
f*ck the west coast, and f*ck everybody on the east
Eat sh*t and die, or f*ck off at least
f*ck pre-schoolers, f*ck rulers
Kings and Queens and gold jewelers, f*ck wine coolers
f*ck chickens, f*ck ducks
Everybody in your crew sucks, punk motherf*cks
f*ck critics, f*ck your review
Even if you like me, f*ck you
f*ck your mom, f*ck your mom's momma
f*ck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama
f*ck the rain forest, f*ck a Forrest Gump
You probably like it in the rump, f*ck a shoe pump
f*ck the real deal and f*ck all the fakes
f*ck all fifty two states! Ooh, and f*ck you
[The New sh*t]

[Interlude: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hehehe, hand me my bell bottoms (Where my slacks?)
Yeah, you wanna know about the new sh*t muthaf*cka? (Muthaf*cka! What?)
Hehehehe, turn on MTV! Turn on VH1!
You'll see us there muthafacko (Turn it on!)

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
If you're countin' joker cards number five that's near the end (Five!)
And we're trying to get paid, so we gonna start back all over again (Hahahahahahahaha!)
And I'ma hook up with umm Luther Vandross (Eghhh!)
And I'm gonna sing duets with him, you don't like it? f*ck y'all
And f*ck Shaggy, on the new sh*t I'm with a new group (Who?)
We sing R&B, now we called the Love Troop! (f*ck you!)
On the new sh*t from now on look! Look! I dance! I dance!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! In my brand new leather pants! (Dance, b*tch!)
And all the chicks are gonna scream when I take my shirt off (Aah!)
Look, baby, my fat jiggles it's plenty soft (Hahahahahahahah!)
I don't need Shaggy, I don't need him, he's messin' up my flow (f*ck YOU!!!)
And f*ck Violent J from now on call me Silky Joe (Huh?)
On my new sh*t, watch my record sales are gonna triple
We gonna go to Hollywood parties with cocaine on our nipples!
hehehehe, Shaggy, Shaggy, that's all I hear, f*ck him! He's gone! (f*ck you!)
Except for well, I'll just let him be on this one song
[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Yeah, b*tch, check this sh*t out!
The song is called The Shaggy Show from ICP's new sh*t!
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, b*tch!

[The Shaggy Show]

[Intro: Legz Diamond, Shaggy 2 Dope]
From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island's industrial
Waste depositories, it's Shaggy Time!
*Cheering*
Hey! How ya doin' down there? I've got mice here! Alright!

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox]
What up y'all? Welcome to the show
I'm Shaggy, like you don't f*ckin' know
This is my sidekick, Fat Pat
He goes "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!", and all of that (That's right!)
Anyhow, on my way here I almost died
This b*tch in front of me was like a hundred and five
They worry about drunks, and late night truckers
Old ass b*tches try to kill mutherf*ckers! (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more (Yeah?)
Then she makes a right into my side door
This comedy sh*t's gettin' old
The game is to be sold, not to be told, ooh (Yeah)
You can feel the excitment right? (Yeah?)
Snoop Dogg is with us tonight!
Hahaha! That's what I'm sayin'
On the Shaggy Show, sh*t we ain't playin' (Hell naw)
And that ain't it (What?), also on the show (Who?)
Another motherf*cker that well, some of you know (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
You see him with me a lot, he's like a brother
Violent J's in this motherf*cker!

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope, Jamie Madrox, Mike E. Clark]
I like that kid Violent J
Hey Mike! (What's up?)
How ya doin' today? (Just great Shags!)
That's great, now let's give a hand
To Mike E. Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band!
*Cheering*
We'll be right back with Violent J!

[The New sh*t]

[Interlude: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Yeah, maybe we can get on Family Palooza (Hell nah!)
Maybe if we clean up our act a little bit, we can get on some sh*t (Hell nah!)
Tibetan Freedom (f*ck NAH!!!), any concert put me on that b*tch
Yeah

[Verse 3: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
On the new sh*t, no more Twiztid or Myzery (f*ck them! Nah!)
We're gonna start hangin' out with cool groups like Orgy (Yeah!)
On the new sh*t, we gonna tour and do radio festivals (HAHA!!!)
'Cause I wanna really be one of radio's hoes (YEAH!!!)
Play us! Play us! Play us on your radio station! (PLEASE!!!)
I'll rub baby oil on your butt just for a little rotation (HUGH! HUGH! Uh!)
I want MTV to play me fifty seven times a day! (FIFTY EIGHT!)
Right between the Backstreet Boys and Natalie Imbruglia (WOO!)
So when they stop playin' us, I can fall off the map! (f*ck 'em!)
And then beg them b*tches please bring us back! (Please!)
On my new sh*t, no more of this clown make-up y'all (WHAT!?!)
That's dirty what's cool now is G-strings and a bra (Aagh!)
Look I'm in a dress, and look at my new crazy eye!
I look scary, and spooky, and scary, boo! (AAGH!)
On the new sh*t, no more wicked clown songs!
Just fishnets, and thongs except for this one…

[Interlude: Jamie Madrox]
Check out some of this sh*t
Here go a taste of a new track called Terrible!
Yeah, it's from ICP's new album and fifth joker's card entitled The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!

[Terrible]

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
MOTHERf*ckER! YOU DON'T KNOW sh*t, DO YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW sh*t IF IT WHIP KICKED YOU
IN YOUR UGLY b*tch-ASS FACE
YOU AIN'T EVEN BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE DRAMA, MOTHERf*ckER
YOUR MAMMA
YOUR MOTHERf*ckING BIG FAT CHICKEN FACE ASS MAMMA
Don't EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS DRAMA, MOTHERf*ckER!

[Verse: Violent J]
Oh my God! Look at that turn it up please
Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees
Somebody took a black thing and went thump
That's terrible! We heard about it for months
What about that one nobody guy that they found?
Dead in the grass with his di*k in his ass
Plus there was more but you won't recall
Because Michael noskcaJ squeezed up on some little kid's balls
What you consider drama
Ain't all that, it's just that you're wack
We can intergalactic satellite data compress (Yes)
But we can't feed the homeless (Oh)
And then OJ's wack story unfolded
Everybody watched that while Oklahoma exploded
Nine hundred good reasons why this world really don't care
That's what it costs for a wheelchair!

[Chorus]
(What do you know about terrible?)
What you know 'bout terrible?
(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!
You don't know what's terrible!
(What do you know about terrible?) Terrible!
What you know 'bout terrible?
(What do you think is so bad?) Terrible!
You don't know what's terrible!-*Scratch*

[The New sh*t]

[Outro: Jamie Madrox]
That's right b*tch!
Check out Insane Clown Posse's new album and fifth joker's card!
It's called The Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
Psychopathic forever, BIATCH! (BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH! BIATCH!)
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