Radio Stars lyrics

[Legz Diamond]
Occasionally, the overwhelming temptation to reach the pinnacle of the pop music genre will reduce even the most deplorable examples of the underground music scene to attempt to change their so-called artistic endeavors, in a vain attempt to appeal to the public at large. Behold, the metamorphosis:

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Uh, f*ck platinum, platinum just ain't enough
We need more money, more house and cars and stuff
I'm sick of Juggalos, I want them other hoes
I want them sh*tty hoes, you get with radio and videos
We'll do whatever it takes to get some air play
We'll make that bounce sh*t, triple our sales and pay
Yeah, come on Shaggy. What? Follow my lead. Let's go
It's time we change our sh*t up to get what we need. Come on

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Uh, radio play!
Yo! Yo! Come on and ride me, ride me
Pull! Pull!! Come on and hide me, hide me
Cat black[?] I'm gonna grow[?] one, gold one
Club Cat[?] You want them old ones, old ones
Black, black, look at that lady go, lady go
Love me, I'm on that radio, radio
Cut, cut, We gonna throw it away, throw it away
Give up, Give us the radio play, radio play
What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey!
What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey! What? What? What? Hey!
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[Legz Diamond]
The pathetic attempts never cease. The moronic musical onslaught continues to insult the intelligence of the savvy consumer. How much more can an audience be asked to endure?

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Didn't work, ah f*ck, what happened?
They always told us that we sucked at rapping
Well I don't know how to play a guitar
I'll play the skin flute to be a radio star
I'm sick of keeping it real, yeah, and underground
I want the ten millions fans sellout radio sound
Even though we'll be played next summer
Show me a radio di*k, and I'll show you a hummer
Here we go, oh my god

[Violent J]
Joey fell in love with a college girl
She had a backpack and a pony tail
She said her name was Lisa but I do not know
She drinks disco lemonade and cherry Jell-O
I can put my Buddy Holly glasses on
I can even sing one of these faggot songs
I can play in checkered pants and never smile
Whatever's cool for your radio dial
Tommy fell in love with a college-
f*ck!
[Legz Diamond]
The boorish, bumbling buffoons are baffled in their journey through the music business. Each sonnet is more ridiculous than the last. Their strides towards musical success are little more than a stumble into complete failure

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
That was bullsh*t. What the f*ck? You think of something!
I'm sitting here trying to write hits, you're doing nothing
You wrote the crunk sh*t, but did it work? No
It flopped on its ass. At least I tried though
Alright, ain't no need to be fighting with each other
We need to start talking about relationships and lovers. Why?
Can you sing? No. Neither can I
If we're gonna be radio stars, we at least gotta try

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Production, remix, uh, remix, Clownboy, uh, feel me
Touch me, Clownboy, remix, uh
Girl, I gotta let you know, on radio
I wanna lick you from head to toe
Girl, your perfume, it's smelling so sweet
I wanna make love, between the sheets
Girl, play my song, when I'm on the phone long
I'm a radio man, and I know that I can't sing, yes I can
Give me one more chance, and I'll make you dance
Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can't go wrong
Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can't go wrong
Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can't go wrong
Girl, we make radio songs, for radio fans, we can't go wrong
Girl, so you f*cked my boy, I don't give a f*ck
[Legz Diamond]
After years of endless attempts, ICP received almost no radio play. Finally, the two dim-witted idiots decided to stay with the wicked sh*t for life