Willy Bubba lyrics

[Intro]
Ok class, um, please settle down now
I'd like to introduce our new student
Uhh, uh Willy Bubba, Willy is from Kentucky, uh, welcome Willy
I'll be your teacher, my name is Ms. Felmy

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Well I flopped out of school but I still hang in the hall
So there I was, you'll never guess what I saw
Maybe a chicken, I thought it was a duck
But it was a redneck f*ck, so I walked up
"Hey Willy Bubba, hubba-bubba-lubba
My name's Violent J, but my homies call me chicken plucker
I been down with the clown since day one, it's day two
I guess I got some plucking to do
In these parts, we tie you to the desk
And all line up and take blows to your chest [punch]
Fists to your chin [punch], kicks to your head [punch]
Last year we killed a kid dead (HAHHH!! oh, my fault...)
Walked in the school, there's hay in the hallway
Leading to your locker, walk up 'n sock ya
Then bounce your head around the class room and act nutty"
The teacher walks in and asked everybody

[Chorus]
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I DID!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (SHO' DID!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth
Did you kick him in the forehead (YUP, YUP!)
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I DID!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (SHO' DID!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth
Did you kick him in the forehead (YUP, YUP!)
("Nice to get back with a high school crowd where you're alive")

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Willy Willy Bubba hubba lubba dubba dilly
Tell me why you talk so silly, b*tch
You sound like you come from the land of the bigots
Jolly old di*kens, the land of the chickens
I guess you're in season, I'm packing me a .44
Barrels to your head and blow your face out your as*h*le
Pow, b*tch! I'm Shaggy 2 Dope
I'm coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke
And don't cry or run to the teach
She can't understand your redneck-ass speech
If she could, she wouldn't do a thang
'Cause she's my b*tch and she loves to suck my wang
You in trouble, Bubba, you better run quick
You too slow, Willy, 'cause you a fat b*tch
I caught up and got my hands all bloody
Teacher walks in the class room, and asked everybody

[Chorus]
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I DID!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (SHO' DID!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth
Did you kick him in the forehead (YUP, YUP!)
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I DID!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (SHO' DID!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the mouth
Did you kick him in the forehead (YUP, YUP!)
Hold up! Check it out

[Outro]
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba
Let's play, Willy Bubba, and kill the Willy Bubba