C.P.K.’s lyrics

[Intro]
"Stop it!"
"Go ye into all the world and preach my gospel"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I walked into the church dressed up as an alter boy
I seen the preacher, he said, "Little boy, I'ma teach ya"
Put his hand up on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast
I never thought it'd be so f*ckin easy murderin a priest
We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes
And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose
I jammed a butchers knife twelve inches into his gut
He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin' it up
Preacher killas!

[Chorus]
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar
I beat a nun into a bloody stew in the trunk of my car
How the f*ck she got fake titties and a pus*y ring? BULLsh*t!
She sucked the preacher's di*k in the pulpit
I know the goin's on, I've witnessed it while pushin' my mop
And blood gushin don't stop when my hatchet go chop
I ain't no f*ckin holy rolla, I'm outta controlla
Face painted f*ckin preacher killas gone off they yola!
[Chorus]
Crooked preacher killas (Cola!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope, Together]
We shootin for the preacher, f*ck! I missed and hit the reverend
But it doesn't matter though, they say he's goin to heaven
And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off!
We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff
Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir
They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire
I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome
Then we put our barrells to each other's heads and took it home!

[Chorus]
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (Leave the f*ckin kids alone!)

Crooked preacher killas (Faggots!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
Crooked preacher killas (Stop it!)
Crooked preacher killas (I gotta bloody 'em up!)
[Outro]
"Hell is a real place"