Get Off Me, Dog! lyrics

[Intro: Violent J]
"Yo, heya 2 Dope, man, check this out, man
You know what the word on the streets is, dawg
The word on the streets is that you a b*tch
What's up with that, man?"

[Verse: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Motherf*ckers tweak, gotta tweak, why ya tweak?
Golly gosh willakers, me oh my, my oh me
Get off me, dog, before I sting your chin
I let my nut sack flap in the wind
'Cause I'm 2 Dope, clown love O.G (Clown love!)
And it's one chop, two boing, boom chop three (Chop! Chop!)
In the melon, in the back of the melon
One black, two black eyeballs swellin'
Always backwards thinking, thinking backwards lord-oh-lordy
Sippin' on the blunt, puffing on a forty-orty
O-Z, motherf*ck me
f*ck Stewart Francke, they call me
Jelly Jell-o boy 'cause my nut sack jiggles (Jiggles)
And when it's cold out, my nut sack shrivels (Shrivels)
And crawls up my booty hole, warm and snug
And gets chased out by the booty hole bug
Goddamn (Damn), I ain't who I am (Am)
I'm always f*cking big fat b*tches named Pam (Huh?)
Nineteen years of breathing smog
Got me mental, so get off me, dog!
[Chorus]
Dog (Damn, dog, 2 Dope is so f*cking fresh!)
Get off me, dog (Yeah, get off me, dog)
Get off me, dog (Ay, b*tch!) (He said get off me, dog!)
Get off me, dog (Get off me, dog!)
Get off me, dog (Yeah, yeah)
Get off me, dog (2 Dope's the mother f*cking sh*t!)
Get off me, dog (I wanna be like 2 Dope, man)
Get off me, dog (No, I wanna be like 2 Dope, man)
Get off me, dog (Ay, man, you can't handle 2 Dope)
(I'm 2 Dope. I call it)
Get off me, dog (Hold on, let's play ICP. I'll be 2 Dope)
Get off me, dog (No, I'm 2 Dope, man, no, f*ck this)
Get off me, dog (I wanna be like that mother f*cker!)
Get off me, dog (Get off me, dog!)
Dog