I f*cked a Cop lyrics

*Police talking on radio*

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop
Cause that would hit the spot
I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream
Then I heard someone order the same as me
I turned around to look and we connected eyes
She was a cop, I tell no lies
At first I was terrified indeed
Cause in my bag was a pound of weed
But she just smiled, I smiled back
And then she asked me where I'm sitting at
And could she join me, and then it clicked
This b*tch is on my di*k
We ate together, talked and giggled
My di*k was harder than a pickle
My heart was beating like crazy fast
Non-stop, I'm about to f*ck this cop

[Hook:]
I f*cked a cop, I f*cked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they f*cked a cop (hey!)
All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)
And I get some neden son (hey!)
I f*cked a cop, I f*cked a cop (hey!)
Who can say that they f*cked a cop (hey!)
She don't arrest me or beat my head in
Nah kid I just tap the neden
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
That night she picked me up in the squad car
The whole time my meat was hard
Plus I didn't have to ride in the back
I sat up front next to the gun rack
She pulled cars over as my heart raced
And I put the spotlight in they face
One kid had meth in his car and got arrested
As we drove to jail I got molested
She jacked me off and I almost nutted
As the kid locked up in the back head-butted
The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy
And we both laughed as he started to cry
I was having stupid oodles of fun
When she took him in, I played with her gun
I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it
The officer biscuit I was dying to split it

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted
And as she drove I fingered the neden
She had a bush like the one in my front yard
Plus my hand stunk, my di*k was still hard
She said we have to raid a drug dealers home
I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!"
We rolled to the house with four more units
Look at that I'm starting to sound like the b*tch
They broke the door down, we ran inside
I found the money and dope and now they're mine
Finally her long ass shift was over
She took me home and she had a Doberman
Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all
She put him away and then she called me
Into her bedroom and we finally f*cked
That's why I'm the man though, the neden sucked
[Hook]

*Police talking on radio*
(hey!)