1st Day Out - ’98 lyrics

[Intro: Jamie Madrox, Violent J]
I got another funky rhyme
Another funky funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme
I got another funky rhyme (Aw sh*t, Twiztid!)
Another funky funky rhyme (This is my sh*t, man!)
I got another funky rhyme (They're finna remake the wicked sh*t!)
Another funky rhyme another funky funky rhyme (Jamie, spit, man)

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
Now they let the gates up so I bail
Six sh*tty months pick me up from the county jail
Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues
Chrome toilet, rolled blankets, and the rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin
Here comes my people in the hoopty, muffler draggin'
Ain't been in the hoo-ride long
And the two liter of Moon Mist is almost gone
Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load
Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know
The b*tch said, motherf*cker, pick me up at three
Can't b*tch, SEMTA don't ride your street
We can eat around the corner at KFC
You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee
When she showed up damn, she was out of luck
I forgot my wallet in the glovebox of my truck
Foot the tab for the cab and the dinner too
With a knot in my sock, b*tch I thought ya knew
Dressed to impress chewin' Dentyne gum
And I was drunk as f*ck and smelled like an alley bum
I'm chewin' on my food like a carnivore
Dumb b*tch starin' at me like an eyesore
Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup
And slurped every last bit up through my missin' tooth
The b*tch jumped up faster than a race
And told me had to powder her face
Since she pickin' up the tab, ya know that I'ma go for mine
Garçon, Chablis '54 vintage wine
And a steak well done and an order of shrimp
Jamie Madrox playin' the pimp, uh
She's back now, and her hair ain't fixed
Probably in the bathroom kickin' back takin' a sh*t
But I ain't sayin' nothin' though
I ain't sayin nothin' bout the motherf*ckin' ho
What's up, b*tch? You ready to break?
Besides, how long can one fat b*tch take?
Quit snackin' and pay this sh*t so we can go to your crib
And watch a horror flick, with ya daddy
[Interlude: Violent J, Jamie Madrox]
You're Employed?
Uh, sh*t, naw

[Verse 2: Jamie Madrox]
Your daddy's pretty fresh, sweetie pie
I mean him, lettin' me grip his ride
Besides, he slipped me a fifty
But then again, I'm kinda shifty
Now I wanna f*ck so we headed to my house
f*ck sittin' with your parents on the couch
Dad, I got a b*tch in my room and a smile
Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for a while
A Juggalo's known for smackin' hoes
But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode

[Verse 3: Monoxide Child, Violent J]
Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me f*ck you?
Look b*tch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on my cheek
And a f*ck to go with that
Come on nympho and let me hit that
Tell you what, ya let me stick it
And I gotta leftover piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe smokin' money hungry b*tch!
That's the sh*t, J
Eighty-five bucks an hour, and you wanna play
And that was that
A little smooth talkin', and she was on her back
Ya never guess what
My first day out, and I caught my nut
[Outro: Jamie Madrox & Monoxide Child]
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
Well sh*t b*tch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
Well sh*t b*tch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
Well sh*t b*tch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
First day out and I caught my nut (What)
Well sh*t b*tch, it's my first day out, and I caught my nut