Piggy pie - 71022 lyrics

"Piggie Pie"

"Come and get it! Woo!
We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken-ass to snack on, b*tch!
So here, start with a slice of this fresh piggy pie, motherf*cker!"

[Violent J]
The first little piggy, his house is made of wood
He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood
He likes to f*ck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck filthy f*ckin' swine
I rode into town with my axe in my holster
Everybody knows about the wicked piggy roaster
A farmer at the border, he tried to take me out
I drew my ax with the quickness, and cut his chicken feathers out
Walked in the village, and to the piggy's place
He opened up his door, and popped me in the face
It blew me off the porch, and cracked my head in half
But I'm a Juggalo, so it only made me laugh (hehe)
Forty in hand, I rose from the dead
And threw with all my might, I made a ping noise off his head
Since we out west, I had a little fun
And pulled his f*ckin tongue out the back of his cranium

[Hook (1x)]
Three little piggies, to make a piggy pie
There's nothing like the sound when you hear a piggy die
I might choose a gun (no), I might choose an axe (yes)
The carnival's in town, come and get your piggy snacks!