Dead Body Man lyrics

by

Insane Clown Posse


[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Legz Diamond]
"This is a Channel 7 news brief, because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the apparent body thief entered through the basement window, but how he eluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery, but what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick f*ck would steal four dead bodies, anyway? Details at 11."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs 'til the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin' that dead body grubbin;
Tastes like chicken finger lickin' deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots a finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin' my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off sh*t like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the f*ck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
(Dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies)
We got bodies, dead bodies!
(Bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies)
We got fat ones, skinny ones, males, females, hermaphrodites
(Bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies)
We got somebodies, we got nobodies
(Tell me, have you ever seen a dead body man?)
Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
All the little kiddies love the dead body man
I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
Some people run 'cause they don't like the smell
Others line up just as quick as they can
To try to catch a glimpse of the dead body man
It's all good, if you can stand the funk, but uh
Heh, Just don't look in the trunk
I drive down Central kickin' the bass
Chillin' with my freaks and I'm pickin' her face
Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
'Cause my b*tch is dead, I'd rather that instead
Of a ho you can't trust, always diggin' a nut
A dead body b*tch learn to keep her mouth shut
Riding in the back is my dead body crew
Only they can never think of nothin' to do
If you think I'm sick, take a look at yourself
You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
On your key chain is a little baby rabbit's hand
I'm just the dead body man
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
(Dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies)
We also collect dead bodies so, if you know any dead people
(Dead bodies)
Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
(Dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies)
We would be happy to come to your house and pay cash for it
(Tell me, have you ever seen a dead body man?)
We appreciate good healthy stiffs around here. Woo hoo!

[Outro: Violent J]
Call me the dead body man (Someone give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't you give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Just mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Br-bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can give 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can sell 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (Won't ya mail 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man (You can bring 'em to me)
Call me the dead body man
Call me the dead body man
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