Boing Boing lyrics

[Intro]
Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)
Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)
Go slow, g-go slow (Porn)
You got an awfully big c*ck! (Porn)

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
b*tches get sprung when I walk by
I don't know if it's my ass, or maybe 'cause I talk fly
But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em
They all want me to screw 'em
I introduce myself, and panties start fallin'
No dinner-dates, f*ck stallin'
Your girl, his wife, it don't matter
They all want this di*k, whole platter
It's dangerous for any chick on my arm
Other hoes wanna cause 'em bodily harm
Maybe 'cause I wear my jeans so tight
But they all fight for the right to f*ck me all night
These hoes wanna get us, any time, any place
And have clown paint smudged all over their face
They steal my number, catch me on the internet
And tell me all how their nedens are drippin' wet
b*tches hang around my home like stray cats
Tryin' to catch a motherf*cker shirtless
Could be my profile, or my haircut (what)
But I turn sweetie boos into sl*ts
I take it in in the butt is what the lady at the store said
Chick up at Walgreens offerin' head
I'm like "Whoa", and I'm gettin' free food up at Subway
Every b*tch and her mama love J
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Your old lady's got eyes for me
And I know when you're f*ckin' her, she cries for me
Female judges sentence me to do time
I tell 'em all, make a singe-file di*k-line
Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels
They all dropping their thongs to they ankles
Maybe it's my cologne, RightGuard
I dunno, but for this di*k, yo, they fight hard
Hoes love throwin' they panties at me
Poop-stains and all, my brain's in awe
Is it my swagger? Or is it my juice? Why?
They want a piece of this wang-nut pie
I could be itchin' my athlete's feet
And hoes be like "Awww, that's so sweet!"
And everything translates to sex
b*tches beggin' me to flex my pecs
Slipping me digits, turn around and goose me
Fighting off ten at a time like f*ckin' Jet Li
sh*t's ridiculous, I'm like "Slow down"
I got plenty of pipe to go around
Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub
I'm with somebody fat wife making mad love
Real women of the worldwide Juggalos
You can ask my b*tch, yo mama knows!
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)

[Bridge]
Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've
Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've
(Boing) Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours!
Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've
Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've
(Boing) Oh, it's been so c*cksucking long since I've tasted a big prick like yours!

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)
I can't help but spring these hoes
And they all wanna f*ck me (Woo!) They come to me!
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!)
And I'm quick to leave a b*tch sprung! (Boing! Boing!) (f*ck these b*tches!)
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Man, f*ck all these f*cking sprung-ass hoes
Yo, this b*tch ain't gettin' no di*k
Ham ain't gettin' no di*k! f*ck it!
f*ckin' racist Buddha ain't gettin' no di*k!
Look, I don't give a f*ck who the f*ck you are!
Unless you're on my di*k, you ain't gettin' none!
And f*ck you too, b*tch!

[Skit]
Louanne! Get me another beer!
I'm so sorry, Jack, but there ain't none left!
Come here, Louanne
What?
Closer
What?
COME HERE!
What? *Smack* *Baby cries*
What do you mean there's no goddamn beer left? Dammit, you been taking my beers or something, woman?
No, Jack! Honey, I swear it!
And shut that f*cking kid up before he gets another whoopin'
*Phone rings*
Hello?
This message is for you, Mr Jack Brudman!
You've won a free all-expense-paid trip just for you!
You, Jack, are headed first-class to Ash, Nevada!
Ash, Nevada?
That's right, b*tch!
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You are one of the few lucky big winners chosen to see the Dark Carnival's gigantic super-show!
We can't give you all the details now, but we can tell you this:
When you return from seeing the greatest show on Earth
You'll be bringing home with you a check for one hundred thousand dollars!
Woohoo! I'm going to Ash, Nevada, b*tch!