Soopa Ninja lyrics

[Intro: DJ Clay]
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[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm Soopa Ninja, I swoop through the sky
Not a bird or a plane, just a flyin' fat guy
With a cup full of Rock n' Rye
I walk up, chest-out, and sock your eye
My cape has a Hatchetman 'cause I ride
First and foremost on the Juggalo side
So haters, yuppies, and hipster big winners
You know what I'm servin? di*k for dinner!
My costume is spandexed out
Baby blue and yellow with the nuts cut out
So they hang exposed for the world to peep
I stand in the street and gorilla press a Jeep
I'm Soopa Ninja, I whoop whoop with ninjas
Hit you with a two-liter target with inches
They try to kill me, but nothin' will work
Hit the red alert, I got the whole town berserk
I'm Soopa Ninja!
[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Yo, I let mad hotties come and ride my face
As I fly 'em through outer space
I'm here to save the world from the giant machine
A hundred times my size, the evil Dr. Mainstream
He's tried to kill me from the very start
But like a retard, he's easy to outsmart
My ninja moon boots are lightning fast
You in the airplane, I fly right past
Saving somebody somewhere from a deep depression
It's Dr. Bone with his evil weapon
But it's no match for my shine, the Sonic Flare
Which I'm able to produce from out of nowhere
I land from the sky, I'm never too late
Bullets don't even smear my clown paint
I left two haters tied in a 69
And flew up, up, and away one more time
I'm Soopa Ninja!

[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
[Verse 3: Violent J]
Time is ticking, my presence is needed
I'm on top of a building, getting weeded
I'm no one to follow, I'm no role model
Flip me off and I throw a full bottle
I run through full-throttle around the globe
And fly the bomb up into space before it explode
Did he make it?
It blew my wig out and left me naked, but I can take it
I'm Soopa Ninja!

[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop