Garbage Dump (Refrain) lyrics
by G.G. Allin
...sh*t out of a f*ckin' garbage can.
[audience cheering]
Has anybody here ever actually been out on the street and ate sh*t in a f*ckin' garbage can?
[shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.]
That's f*ckin' bullsh*t.
[random shouts from audience]
That's bullsh*t.
[from audience: "What's bullsh*t?"]
How many have actually eaten sh*t in this room? We've got time to kill, so [slurred, indistinct]
[scattered shouts from audience, including "...a lot more sh*t than you, faggot!"]
I've got my sh*t up here, you want to come up and eat it?
[various shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.]
Well, you guys, I'll tell you one thing right now: this ain't f*ckin' sh*t! This ain't f*ckin' sh*t!
[jeering from audience]
It ain't f*ckin' sh*t, you know why? Because it's f*ckin' Minneapolis, that's why! And you know what? You people aren't worth my f*ckin' sh*t!
[various shouts from audience: "f*ck you!", etc.]
But I'll tell you, I might have a treat for you. I might have a little bit left.
[random shouts from audience]
But, uh... how many people here are into what Charles Manson did?
[loud cheers from audience]
Seriously into it?
[various shouts from audience: "f*ck yeah!", etc.]
Yeah, they are. Everybody told me you guys f*ckin' sucked.
[jeering from audience]
Why don't you go see Prince? Prince! Why don't you f*ckin' go see The Replacements? Why don't you go see f*ckin' Hüsker Dü? 'Cuz we don't give a f*ck about you f*ckers. I'm gonna sit my ass on this f*ckin' stage, and I'm gonna f*ckin' do bullsh*t! 'Cuz you ain't f*ckin' worth it! You f*ckin' suck!
[begins song, random audience members singing along]
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump...
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump...
Garbage dump, oh garbage dump... [fade out]