[Verse 1: Joey Gatto]
Okay
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
My girl cheated on me with the elf on the shelf
Taking shots of egg nogg think that was my 12th
Throwing back cookies man I'm f*ckin up my health
[Verse 2]
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Rudolph on my roof
Santa please let me get a gold tooth
Wanna look like shabba ranks yeah that's the truth
My elf acute, but but her butt obtuse
[Verse 3]
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I'm leaving milk and cookies out at night
Please Santa bring me some butt tonight
Turn up with Misses Claus I think I might
Screaming Ho, ho, ho
Trust me I don't bite
[Verse 4]
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Sliding down yo chimney get with me
Come and fill my stocking with a couple 50's
Let me get some bread, no coal, don't di*k me
I was good this year can you please give me
Two bad elfs and a f*cking gold chain
Two bad elfs licking on my candy cane
[Verse 5]
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These hoes must think I'm santa cuz they sitting on my lap
Mistletoe above my head, rollin tinsel in the back
That sh*ts wack, that sh*ts wack
I dont want chocolate chip
I just want some gingerbread and 2 gold ornaments
Donner and Blitzen cooking up in the kitchen
They making toys, making noise, bout to f*ck up this christmas
I'm just looking in my stocking and I got just what I need
2 AK47s and some mother f*cking tree