Sloppy Drunks lyrics

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Nobody likes sloppy drunks

My Uncle he came over Christmas night and ate up all our food
That wouldn't be so bad but then he went and drank up all the booze
He went and cussed my papa, now that was downright rude
You get liquored up in my house, son, I'm gonna hafta read you the news

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Nobody likes sloppy drunks

Was down at the Round-Up Bar one night, was gettin' on about two
Seen this cowboy, he was arm and arm with my old friend Betty Lou
He ordered up a round of drinks he was actin' up a fool
He was rippin' up on her dress and hittin' on her too
Nothing gets me more riled up than a cowboy actin' rude
So I grabbed him up by the scruff of the neck and yes, I read that boy the news

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk
Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk
Nobody likes sloppy drunks
Read that boy the news
Yee-ha!
Come on now, go and get 'em
Yeah, I know you don't like 'em neither
Ain't that the truth
Come on

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)
Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)
Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, (Read that boy the news)
Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Come on now

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)
Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)
Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)
Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)
Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Yee-hoo!