Phil’s Diapey’s Hanging Low lyrics
by Mark Mothersbaugh
[Nigel]
Gather round let's sing a song
E-I-E-I-O
Sing so high and sing so low
E-I-E-I-O
With a sing swing here, and a sing swing there
Here a sing! There a swing! Everybody sing swing!
Clap your hands, don't hit your nose
E-I-E-I-O
Grab a partner, dance along
E-I-E-I-O
Walk this way and don't take long
E-I-E-I-O
With a walk talk here, and a walk talk there
Here a walk! There a talk! Everywhere a walk talk!
Step in line and follow close
Oops, don't stub your toe!
[Tommy]
Dancing is a lots of fun
[Chuckie]
Gee, Tommy, I don't know
[Lil]
Takes my hand and spin around
[Chuckie]
Lilian, let me go!
[Nigel, Tommy, Chuckie and Lil]
With a spinny spin here, and a spinny spin there
Here a spin! There a spin! Everywhеre a spin spin!
Chuckie: My tummy is hurting... oh no
[Phil]
Look he's gonna blow!
[Nigel]
Comе on children, two by two
Swinging to and fro!
Step once left! Step once right!
E-I-E-I-O
[All]
With a step step here, and a step step there
Here a step! There a step! Everywhere a step step!
[Chuckie]
Phil, your diaper's hanging low
[Lil]
Phillip did you go?
[Tommy]
My old diapey fits just fine
[All]
E-I-E-I-O
[Tommy]
Stashed inside I gots cool stuff!
[All]
E-I-E-I-O
[Tommy]
With a screwdriver here, and a thingy thing there
Here a thing! There a thing! Everywhere a thinga thing!
Oh my diapey fits just fine!
[Nigel and Lil]
Phil's is hanging low!
[Nigel]
Stomp your feet and step in time
E-I-E-I-O
Step twice left, step twice right
E-I-E-I-O
[All]
With a step step here, and a step step there
Here a step! There a step! Everywhere a step step!
[Nigel]
Touch your tummies, wiggle your nose
[All]
E-I-E-I-O
[Nigel]
Touch your ears, and touch your knees
E-I-E-I-O
Dance now with the greatest ease
E-I-E-I-O
[All]
With an ear touch here, and a knee touch there
Here an ear! There a knee!
[Chuckie]
Oh I think im gonna sneeze!
[All]
Touch your ears and touch your knees
E-I-E-I-O
[Nigel]
Now one more time! Lets get low
E-I-E-I-O
Flap your wings and tap your toes
E-I-E-I-O
[All]
With a flap tap here and a flap tap there
Here a flap! There a tap! Everywhere a flap tap!
[Nigel]
Flap your wings and tap your toes
[All]
E-I-E-I-O
[Instrumental]
[Nigel]
Come on children, two by two!
Swinging to and fro!
Step once front, Step once back
E-I-E-I-O
[All]
With a step step here, and a step step there
Here a step! There a step! Everywhere a step step!
Phil's diapey's hanging low!
E-I-E-I-O