Cocaine Caroline lyrics
 by David Allan Coe
		
		
[Mikasacus & Astrid]
Met her on an ocean liner, called her Cocaine Carolina
She was quite a lady then and I was twenty two
God knows how much I adored her, (f*cked her right in her vaginer) I just never could afford her
Cocaine Carolina, how did I get hooked on you?
Wow, Encore
Met her on an ocean liner, called her Cocaine Carolina
She was quite a lady then and I was twenty two (Can you actually- uh)
God knows how much I adored her, I just never could afford her
(The band like walks off, еveryone is saying "encorе encore", and the band comes back, plays the same song)
Cocaine Carolina, how did I get hooked on you?
*Laughter*
[Mika, Astrid, Apandah, Jschlatt]
Baba-baba-baboeey, we just played fish (fooey) klabooey
We just caught a bunch fish (I am playing in my dookie)
And Apandah is touching his di*k
Can I go to the bathroom?
Schlatt, you look kinda different
Schlatt looks like he's going through some changes
f*ck you (f*ck  you) who's ac-
Said the teacher (f*ck you) who's actually the f*ck you guy
[Outro/Harmony]
Bababooey Bababooey Bababooey.  Bababooey
Hold on, we have to Harmonize
[Harmonized]
Bababooey (Ok) Bababooeyyyyyyyy