DRAG UP YOUR LIFE lyrics

[Intro: All]
Drag up, drag up your life!
Drag up, drag up your life!

[Verse 1: I.Q. Kitty]
Beauty and intelligence in one combined
Serving body to the fifth power to the cosine
Maybe I can tutor you, just read my text
You can meet me after class, baby we can solve for X, uh!

[Verse 2: Diva Kitty, Diva Kitty and I.Q. Kitty]
Say "yes" to drag, "yes ma'am!" to drag
This lace, it pays
Unleash the diva that lives deep inside your mind
If you want to play

[Chorus: All, I.Q. Kitty]
Dra-a-ag up your life
Super duper!
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
Precisely!
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
[Post-Chorus: Jungle Kitty]
One! Two! Three! Four!

[Verse 3: Goth Kitty]
It's a kind of crappy world and it sucks
There's bigotry, the GOP, and misplaced tucks
So smear your lipstick on in the shape of a smile
If you hate it, fake it, make it into something less vile

[Verse 4: Shangela as Sparkle Kitty]
Oh girl, just add some sparkle
It feels so sexy and free and you'll see, yes you will!
Work the glitz and glamour, be flashy for the camera
So gay gay gay, b*tch, if you want to play

[Chorus: All, Goth Kitty]
Dra-a-ag up your life
Fine
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
Okay!
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life

[Bridge: Jungle Kitty]
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pus*y, b*tch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Do-go-choco-la-ta-la
You can't take my snatch
Drag it up, wild it up
Give me more, bring it to the ball!
Hahahaha!
[Chorus: All, Jungle Kitty]
Dra-a-ag up your life
Rrrrrah!
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life
Dra-a-ag up your life
C'est la vie!
Doesn't matter if you're black or white
Any color, you can drag up your life

[Outro: All, Jungle Kitty]
Drag up your life!
Rrrrrrr!