Parents Still Don’t Understand (Interlude) lyrics

DAVE: Oh, man
JEAN: Got so much to do. Huh, honey?
DAVE: Yes, definitely. I just I feel like I...
STEWART: Well, look, again, if you need mom to come out there for a week...
DAVE: I don't think it's a case of needing, like, mothering
STEWART: No, no, not mothering. Organizing. Or doing, doing tasks
JEAN: Tasks, right
DAVE: It's not that, I mean...
STEWART: Getting your plane tickets...
DAVE: That's like, that's not...
STEWART: Making sure that your clothes are, are, things that, no, just organization. Not mothering
DAVE: I don't, I don't have to worry about that. Like, people handle that stuff
STEWART: Okay

STEWART: So how are you gonna get strippers in Boston and New York and Philadelphia...
JEAN: The question is whether the clubs will allow it
DAVE: Uh, I probably only would get strippers for Philadelphia
JEAN: Well, you're breaking up again
DAVE: I said, I probably would only get strippers for Philadelphia
STEWART: But, but, a practical question in organization is, do they allow it?
DAVE: Yeah...
STEWART: Someone could research that for you. That's another detail
DAVE: Yeah, why don't you take care of that detail for me? Figure out what venues allow strippers. Is that something you guys could handle or no?
JEAN: No. 'Cause I don't know what venues... You would have to ask William Morris or whoever's, you know, booking this stuff to find out for you. We can't find that out
DAVE: Well, if like I give you, if I give you the venue name and number, you guys could call
JEAN: (Talking to Stewart) You could do that
STEWART: I, yeah, I'll call...
DAVE: I'm kidding, I'm not gonna have you guys call a concert venue and have you guys ask if you could, if your son could have strippers at his show, that's ridiculous. I don't need you guys to do that
JEAN: Right
DAVE: Of course. I can't believe you guys fell for that
STEWART: Well, what do you want us to do?
DAVE: Nothing! Nothing, I'm joking around. I can't believe you're even entertaining this as like a thing that you would do