The Amazing World Of Gumball
"Books are Violent"
[Part 1 of "Books are Violent"]
[Verse 1: Gumball, Colin & Darwin]
Everybody read a book, wreak havoc across the nation
Come on just have a look, there's such violent inspiration
"Lord of the Flies" is a book each parent cherishes!
The feral kids survive, but the one with glasses perishes!
If you want more blood and guts give Shakespeare's plays a try
In "Titus Andronicus," a mother gets her son served up in a pie
You did this to me mother!
[Verse 2: Felicity, Banana Joe & Penny]
Legends, myths and fairy tales
Will make their readers shriek and wail
"Red Riding Hood" is pretty bizarre
Where a wolf dresses up as a girl's grandma
[Bridge: Alan & Gumball]
Alan: I've read Greek myths just like you sir
When they get beheaded like Medusa
And I read "Tortoise and the Hare,"
A tale of torture and despair!