Scandal lyrics

SERJEANT-AT-ARMS (LAGOBELLANS):
Lagobellans!
Our army was massacred

(*gasps*)

But wait, there's more
I was searching for survivors
When I heard a familiar voice

It was her
She was there
You know who
In the air-
Let me speak-
It's a coolca
She captured the foe
Undeterred by her flaws
She had him in her claws
And I thought
What a hero
We misjudged her so
And then came the blow
She snogged him