Do Or Do Nut lyrics
by Zach Callison
Donuts! At the Big Donut!
They make the world go 'round
A treat when you are down
Donuts! (Wow!) At the Big Donut! (Bam!)
Dunk them in coffee or tea (Yeah!)
Napkins are always free!
Now if a customer chokes on a donut
(That ain't right)
State law requires that you assist them
(Help them out now)
Take both hands!
Push below the diaphragm!
Get them happy and breathing, as fast as you can!
(That's the law!)
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In the event of a fire
Don't panic, stay calm
There is a fire extinguisher
Against the back wall
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There is a 6 percent sales tax on edible goods
Cause tax exemption is for non-prepared foods
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... in coffee or tea
Napkins are always free!