[Intro: Sam Lachow]
Yeah (hahaha)
I haven't done one of these in a long time
Oh boy (hee)
[Verse 1]
Don’t hurry, f*ck it, f*ck it, hurry
Cut it, gut it, stuff it (turkey, turkey, turkeee)
I wrote this verse on no sleep surrounded by xan heads some groupies and coke fiends
Cause
I like to rap a lot, it’s more funner, my grammar’s off, there’s yayo on the table turn those cameras off (sniff)
Sam went soft? f*ck that, my fans are awesome, I smoke flower, I don’t dab as often
But
I don’t ever say no baby, not a lot’s changed ever since the Shankbone days, and they loving the boys (ruff ruff)
Jeez baby we been given treats to Santino man he’s such a good boy
I’m coughing I’m wheezing, sneezing I’m soft off in the van sleeping
I leave em be and knock around the washing machine
I’m mad sleazy, but that’s me ask B Skeez we been stacking the cheese since last season
[Chorus: Sam Lachow]
Women, beer, with liquor to cheer
Sip syrup
Square b*tches f*cking criminals here
I swear, I care about my people, we’re all equal
Huckleberry making us proud, the marijuana legal
Keep it real, my kicks are clean, I’m one hundred yeah one double crispy cream
I move quietly, I’m Mr. Bean
There’s new kids on the block lady knock knock trick or treat
[Chorus: Ryan Campbell & B Skeez]
[Ryan Campbell]
(whoo)
You still got plugs, you still sell drugs, you still like to party, you still get f*cked up, and I tell em like
A-a-a-absolutely, a-a-a-absolutely
[B Skeez]
You still got plugs, you still drugs, you still like to party, you still get f*cked up, and I tell em like
A-a-a-absolutely
[Verse 2: Sam Lachow & Ryan Campbell]
[Ryan Campbell]
Itty bitty nickel bags, started selling drugs
Garfield hallways, got them yelling for the plug
But the little man’s on so I never caught a buzz
But we burn like peroxide sitting in the cut
[Sammy Lachow]
I’ve been the butt of the joke, middle school backpack and the coat, the baggy jeans, low hat and the smoke
And look at little man Sam he kill the cam, blast him, bump loud, we stunting proud the runts of the town
[Ryan Campbell]
Blunts go around, blunts-blunts go around, and I bust a couple bands off the xans in the crowd
I’m just trying say hello if your man not around, but I gotta say goodbye when the high coming down
Bussing bussing bussing down a pack? Not when I come around. Put the pounds in the Uber let em drive it around
Underground to an industry, Thanks Obama! Six figures later how you like me mama?
[Sammy Lachow]
I’m stoned eating Sasoum's, there’s a fight in the girls’ bathroom
I’m missing the fun, been in the man’s room whiffen the bum, yum
Yo let’s get to the function
[Ryan Campbell]
Look I hit the party tardy, quarter pound sacked up
Sammy got another jug for the qwap bagged up
Getting your training wheels off if you wanna match us
Still a half of a pound half wrapped back up
[Sammy Lachow]
I’m nice as f*ck, talk about a problem nip it right in the bud
And ladies dig it I’m enticing as f*ck
The psychedelics are popping, but only twice in the month
I stay away from confrontation, but fighting is fun
Trying know what’s happening with Sam?
Who cares shows over now I’m dabbing with fans
Now I’m too high got get it to the telly
As long as she got ass, I don’t care if she got belly
[Chorus: Ryan Campbell & B Skeez]
[Ryan Campbell]
You still got plugs, you still sell drugs, you still like to party, you still get f*cked up, and I tell em like
A-a-a-absolutely, a-a-a-absolutely
[B Skeez]
You still got plugs, you still drugs, you still like to party, you still get f*cked up, and I tell em like
A-a-a-absolutely
[Outro: Sam Lachow]
I’m stoned eating Sasoum’s, there’s a fight in the girls’ bathroom