You’ve Earned the Right to Be a di*k lyrics

You have earned the right to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
We see you standing there and gaze in awe
While in our daily lives we scratch and claw
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You have the right to be imperious
Dismissive and intensely serious
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k

We all wish that that we could be like you are
We all wish that that we could be like you are

Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
I will earn my right to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You treat the people who you meet with scorn
Who wish to God that they were never born
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You have excelled at everything you do
While all the rest of us have muddled through
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
We all wish that we could be like you are
We all wish that we could be like you are

Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
Someday, I’ll earn my right to be a di*k
I will earn my right to be a di*k

I will earn my right to be a di*k

You’re so much more than just a di*k
Humanitarian and bon vivant
You’ve worked for years and gotten what you want
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
We know a di*k is always made not born
And in some ways we feel a little torn
You’ve got to want to be a di*k

You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You’ve got to want to be a di*k
You’ve got to want to be a di*k
You’ve earned the right to be a di*k
You have earned the right to be a di*k