My Love Is a Married Man lyrics

[CHRISTOPHER]
My love is a married man
I'm a marital also ran
Though I love him so
Does he love me? No!
I'll never enter his life
Because he's true to his wife
My love is a married man

How often I dream and plan
That he'd climb on my caravan
I'm a childish dope
Will it happen? Nope!
He's not that kind of a married man

My dreams abundant
Are redundant
And they fall very short
The ship I hoped for
Sat and moped for
Docked in someone else's port

He's gold I can never pan
He's the ember I'll never fan
And I know it well
But, oh, what the—
Tell me what to do with a married man
His wife is plucky
But I'm plucky
For remorse I'll never beg
I wish her health and
Joy and wealth and
Truly hope she breaks a leg

Some day I will wed some man
Settle down on the Morris Plan
But we'll have no heirs
For I'll sleep downstairs
And all because of that married man
All because of that married man
Oh yeah