A Little Rant (Unreasonable) lyrics

[Speech]
Hey, guys!
So I know I acted a little uhm, unreasonable earlier but,
This is for Buffy, um, I just wanted to let you know,
That I am coming for you and I'm gonna be searching for that picture,
I just wanted to let you know that
Um, yeah that's all I have to say and have a good day!
Love you guys, don't forget to smile!

So, I was just having a little rant on how lizzo is a fat f*cking b*tch,
And I was just thinking, didn't she get that cover magazine?
I'm not sure if they could fit all of her on the cover,
So they put her on the next page?
I feel like that was a first in history,
That people have gotten two pages for their full body picturе
I think lizzo is just that fat, like, you know what I mean?

[Adlibbed]
Hm?
Yeah, ahh! Yеah, ahh! Hmm, yeah!
Listen up, now listen up!
Yeah, ahh! Yeah, ahh! Hmm, yeah!
Listen up, now listen up!

[Speech]
Sheesh!
You know I got a lot of tea, I was easy on you.
You know, whenever you meet a woman,
That would f*ck her friend's man