The Breathalyser lyrics

I woke up this morning
Woah, my head was throbbing so bad I just couldn't sleep
My eyes had ceased to serve me

Last night I passed a police car in a thirty mile a hour zone
And I was doing 93

That's what they say
I'm a guilty man, oh, so I blew in the breathalyser
Watch those pretty little crystals turn a shade of disgusting blue

They took me down to the station
But I refused to give a blood test
So they went and took the urine out of me
Oh, oh oh man, that's piercing