JD Vance Is a c*nt lyrics

[Intro]
Rolling
Sugar Tits

[Verse 1]
The smallest puppy is a runt
Some people needing heart surgery get a shunt
Sometimes in baseball they bunt
The host of Candid Camera was Allen Funt
I'll tell you something else that's true
If you allow me to be real blunt
JD Vance
JD Vance is a—
He's a real character (Mmm hmm)

[Verse 2]
A lowly worker is a grunt
You might say "Tally ho" when you're
On a fox hunt (Tally ho! Tally ho!)
Sometimes in football they punt
The new Mary Poppins was Emily Blunt
Another thing to add to your list
It's a truth you must confront
A douche as can be
The new VP
JD Vance is a—
From thе top to bottom and back and front
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vancе is a c*nt