Matter of Time lyrics

I'm gonna be a rich man
I must give thanks to you
You messed up one last time and now I'm gonna sue you
Larry Parker's my good friend
He did it for me once, and he'll do it again
How I wish there was something you could do
You can't even call 1-800 THE LAW 2
Don't you know it's the American way
You could even sue your parents for bringing you up the wrong way
I know it sounds crazy, but it's true
Don't say the wrong thing 'cause I will sue you
My every wish is your command
That's what the law says, the case is closed
You're a sitting duck
It's just a matter of time