BFF and you're such a good friend
But I knew it couldn't last 'til summer's end
You signed my yearbook and that was pretty rad
But now I'm getting sick of you and it's just too bad
I hear you talked a lot of sh*t about me
To your new best friend
That doesn't matter anyway
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
We'll wait with knives after class
But you know I gotta say
I really loved going to your slumber party
It's too bad you got so lame
You told my secrets and it caused me a lot of pain
I hear you talked a lot of sh*t about me
To your new best friend
That doesn't matter anyway
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
We'll wait with knives after class
Now give me back, all the clothes you borrowed
Don't give me bullsh*t, bring them to school tomorrow
I can't believe I told you all about my secret crush
Wish I could take it back, now that you broke my trust
It was great how you made me a friendship bracelet
But I didn't know you made one for Becky facelift
You know now everyone hates me a whole bunch
Just because I made you cry a little bit at lunch
But I don't feel bad
'cause they don't know what we had
That doesn't matter anyway
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
We'll wait with knives after class
We don't like Becky anymore
We don't like Becky anymore
We don't like Becky anymore
We don't like Becky anymore
Now I'm going to juvie for teenage homocide
It would all have been cool if you'd stayed by my side
Then you know Becky wouldn't have had to die
And now, every single night I cry
If only what you'd wrote in my yearbook was true
Then I wouldn't be stuck in f*cking cell block two
But I don't regret what I've done
'cause in the end it was fun
That doesn't matter anyway
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
We'll wait with knives after class
That doesn't matter anyway
'cause I've got a brand new friend okay
Me and her, we'll kick your ass
We'll wait with knives after class