New Can of Tuna lyrics

A broken Bic biro and an Egyptian ring
And a song full of words that I've been meaning to sing

A friend on my shoulder and a girl on my back
I think she's a dog but maybe she's a cat

And maybe a tortoise will give us some proof
That it can live longer than any of us

Well it don't happen often but lightning does strike
I've been sleeping with girls that I don't even like

The heating was broken, the shower was cold
We need a new can of tuna, it's just how it goes
We need a new can of tuna, it's just how it goes

I said I'd stop buying papers and start buying pens
And I can tell you a story I've already told you again

I feel pretty good, I come in pretty good health
But I'm also prone to repeating myself

I'm sorry if you've heard it before
Here's a protest song about stopping a war

I know it gets boring and I know it gets old
We need a new can of tuna, it's just how it goes
We need a new can of tuna, it's just how it goes