Beer sh*ts lyrics

Beer sh*ts!! Beer sh*ts!!
Run to the crapper again
Will it ever end
I think I need Depends
I think I've got the bends
Beer sh*ts!! Beer sh*ts!!
Sliders coming through
Farting fiery goo
Spraying out my guts
This morning really sucks
Beer sh*ts that's the pits!!
My sphincter's shot to hell
Beer sh*ts that's the pits!!
I'm dying from the smell
Beer sh*ts that's the pits!!
I'm puking out my ass
Beer sh*ts that's the pits!!
How long can this last?
Drinking beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
Squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer sh*ts!
The toilet's overloaded
Beer sh*ts!
The septic tank exploded
Beer sh*ts!
Castles and cheap beer
Beer sh*ts!
That combo should be feared
Been drinking for two days
The price it will be paid
Intestines start to churn
Will I ever learn?
Drinkin beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
Squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer sh*ts!!