Pig Roast lyrics
by Quincy Punx
Theres a party at my place
Bring a healthy appetite and a liter or a case
We got a barbecue pit out back of the house
Turning on a spit with an apple in his mouth
Is the walkin' slab of bacon that tried shutting us down
Now he's basted in beer and turning golden brown
Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal
We were drinking out in the sun
When this boar in blue showed up to try and spoil our fun
Started out front as a diversion tactic
While the rest of the guys went up to the attic
Opened up the window and jumped down on his head
And they beat him with forty-ouncers till he was dead
Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal
Officer friendly is now an entree
He's been turning on the rotisserie all day
Well it looks like the piggy couldn't stand the heat
Now he's just pork, the other white meat
Tenderize him with his own night stick
And cut him into pork-chops juicy and thick
Pig roast! It's my favorite meal
Pig roast! Let's hear you squeal
Pig roast! It's a hell of a deal
Cuz doughnut fed porker tastes like milk fed veal