Open the Door, Homer (Take 2) lyrics

[Verse 1]
Now, there's a certain thing
That I learned from Jim
He'd make sure I'd understand
And that is that there's a certain way
That the men must swim
If he expects to live off of the fat of the land

[Chorus]
Open the door, Richard
I've heard it said before
Open the door, Richard
I've heard it said before
But I ain't gonna...