A Terrible Fix lyrics

[Verse]
I hitched down to the stables
To have fun with the lads
Perhaps they'd be able
To get drinks

[Chorus]
I'm in a terrible fix now
I'm in a terrible fix

[Verse]
Well, life is for living
But life is a bore
And I've not one misgiving
Wanting more

[Chorus]
But I'm in a terrible fix now
I'm in a terrible fix
And I want to go home

[Verse]
Lend me the cab fare
Or lend me your shoes
Give me a lecture
Or abuse
But, please, help me get home now
Please, help me get home
[Chorus]
I'm in a terrible fix
And I want to go home

[Outro]
Yes, I was born in the usual way:
The doctors struck and stole me straight-away
I cried and cried and shall 'till my last day
No thanks to you, 'neath the causeway