Paddy Wagon Rape lyrics

[Verse 1]
Out on the streets, I'm lookin' for some crack
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back
I see a yuppie sl*t, she's droppin' some litter
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her sh*tter

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late

[Verse 2]
Get on the horn, gotta call up the boys
The paddy wagon's rockin', she's makin' lots of noise
So I give the b*tch a kiss, I give her titty a rub
Yeah, the guys really lose it when I f*ck her with my club
(Sock it to her, Tubb)

So climb aboard
There's always room for more

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late
[Verse 3]
Cheered on by my buddies, I slam at her vaj
(I put a whippin' on her c*nt and a hurtin' on her ass)
Hell, I can't believe that they gave me a badge
(I put a whippin' on her c*nt and a hurtin' on her ass)
When you're a cop on the beat and you're hung like a horse
(I put a whippin' on her c*nt and a hurtin' on her ass)
It's not surprising when they kick you off the force
(Back up, b*tch, I'll pull an OJ on your ass)

So climb aboard
You know
There's always room for more

[Chorus]
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late
Paddy wagon rape
I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape
Honey, I'm workin' late