Madonna Speech (Dialogue) lyrics

MR. BROWN
What the f*ck was I talking about ?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a guy, you said it's a girl who meets a nice guy.
But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big di*ks.

MR. BROWN
Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular f*ck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k, di*k.

MR. BLUE
How many di*ks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherf*cker, and it's like, whoa baby.
I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels.
Now she's gettin this serious di*k action,
She's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.
MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt.
You know, her pus*y should be Bubble-Yum by now.
But when this cat f*cks her, it hurts. It hurts like it did the first time.
You see the pain is reminding a f*ck machine what is once like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."