Kyle’s Mom’s a Big Fat b*tch lyrics

[Kid Rock]
Tell you bout Kyle's momma..
Ha ha hah..
Straight out of Taylor: Joey C

[Joe C]
Kyle's momma is a big fat b*tch
She's the biggest b*tch I know and she stinks like sh*t
Remember back in the day when she was skinny? (Yeah)
Now she's fugly, but still thinks she's pretty (heh)
I just laugh, and walk on past
Sayin, "sh*t god damn that's a big fat ass!"
f*ck that sl*t, she's a big fat trick
But I still let her suck this ten foot di*k! (hah ha ha)
Joe C, I'm a crazy hit
Down with Kid Rock and the South Park clique (yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this sh*t
Kyle's momma is a big fat b*tch!

[Chorus]
[Kid Rock]
Kyle's momma is a big fat b*tch [3x]
[Joe]
She's a three-toed, stanky-ass, cross-eyed b*tch!

[Kid Rock]
Uh-huh.. Kid Rock.. check it..
My homey named Kyle lives up the block
He's got a big fat mom, that sucks my c*ck, uhh
Non-stop, she's a sight to see
A real sloppy b*tch, that does right by me
She might be the best suck in the mountains
Ten times a week - but sh*t, who's countin?
I'm astounded by the things she does
She's the suckinest, f*ckinest, freak there ever was
She ain't a sl*t she's a super-groupie
And I pass that b*tch around like a doobie
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b*tch!
[Chorus]

[Kid Rock]
Ohhhhhhh sh*t!
Tell em, Joe

[Joe C]
I'm Joe C, the C stands for Cool
I might be a f*ck, but I ain't no fool (uh-uh)
I just rolled from South Park to Boulder
Caught Kyle's mom trippin on X, so I bowled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
Little freak-ass pimp, but you know that (nah)
I'm just mad, gold tracks, like I'm Puffy
Colorado b*tches ain't sh*t but yuppies
Whattup? I'm the J-O-E
To the motherf*ckin C in the place to be (uh, uh, yeah)
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat beotch!

[Chorus]

[Kid Rock]
Heh heh heh! Yup, that's right
Joey C, Kid Rock, The Twisted Brown f*ckin' Trucker
This goes out to all the fat b*tches of the world
Heh, yup yup yup
Time to drink some wine