Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered lyrics

[Intro]
After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo-Seltzer handy
I don't even shake
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

[Verse 1]
I'm wild again
Beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Verse 2]
Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Bridge]
Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake, I agree
Hе's a laugh, but I love it
Because thе laugh's on me
[Verse 3]
A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered like me

[Verse 4]
Seen a lot
I mean a lot
But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Verse 5]
I'll sing to him
Each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Bridge]
When he talks he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
He's at his very best

[Verse 6]
I'm vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I
[Verse 7]
Sweet again
Petite again
And on my proverbial seat again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Verse 8]
What am I?
Half shot am I
To think that he loves me, so hot am I
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

[Bridge]
Though at first we said, "No, sir"
Now we're two little dears
You might say we are closer
Than Roebuck is to Sears

[Verse 9]
He's kept enough
He's slept enough
And yet, where it counts, he's adept enough
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I