Weaponized Incompetence (Lavender Gilliam Remix) lyrics

[Verse 1 : Xiomara]
So my n*ggas b*tching, talking ‘bout “go back in the kitchen”
Instead of beating his ass, I shut up and listen
He said my “duty as a woman is to come home and bake”
So he can “have something made” when he “gets off the game”

[Verse 2 : Xiomara]
Then I said "Okay"
I said "Alright, bet"
And then I went in the kitchen
And then I cooked up some Meth
So here's the lesson today
So you can be set
I'm gonna get in this kitchen
And teach you how to make Meth

[Chorus : Xiomara]
And teach you how to make Meth
And teach you how to make Meth
You're gonna take the cold medicine and extract the Pseudo Ephedrine
Gonna mix the Iodine with some sh*t that is flammable
He wanna stay at home wife, but can't afford a table
And teach you how to make Meth
And teach you how to make Meth
He want a stay at home wife, but can't afford a bed
And don't forget you need to have the Sulfuric Acid
And if you did the sh*t right it should smell like burnt plastic
[Verse 3 : Xiomara]
He's in the living room chair asking “why it's taking so long”
Well damn my n*gga I'm just cutting it with some Fentanyl
He has the nerve to ask what I bring to the table
And then got mad when I put down some drugs that are fatal
And now he on some bullsh*t about “weaponized incompetence”
(Boy bye)
Time to burn and crystallize it, don't forget your mask
This is like an episode of Breaking Bad
I'm hoping after this sh*t that he will break my back

[Verse 4 : Xiomara]
Now he coming in the kitchen and he all mad
Screaming, yelling and hollering
“What the f*ck is that?”
What do you mean my n*gga?
I'm doing what you asked?
Now run to the store and get some tiny Ziploc bags

[Verse 5 : Lavender]
Damn, Xio, I'm jealous, see you better than me
If I was you, I'd turn it into a killing spree
I would’ve took him by the balcony, no Physics Math needed
One free falling n*gga, then mission completed
I’m like “Okay, I see where ya at”
Still his head looks better with a baseball bat
He’d be choking on his di*k, I’d make him sick
Or he can choke on mine, I'd let him pick
But listen I don’t think Meth's enough
I think we should go retro
80s sound tough
I say Cocaine
(What, Cocaine?!) yeah Cocaine!!
I need some money right now and these bills to be paid
“Get to cooking, woman” okay, alright bet
He the man, make him sell, that’s a fact
So the lesson today, to get your girl set
I’m gonna help Xio out, and teach ya how to make crack
[Chorus : Lavender]
Teach ya how to make crack
Teach ya how to make crack
Put the Coca leaves in gasoline, take out the Hydrochloride, and make sure that the leaves are dried
Said I’m frying chicken, you know I lied
Teach ya how to make crack
Teach ya how to make crack
Add some lime, cement, Acid and Potassium
Acetone too , and then we done
This sh*t will affect your brain Calcium

[Outro : Lavender]
He the “man of the house” , but I'm paying bills
Wannabe pro gamer, b*tch be for real
Is you a male wife , can't even decide
But if I'm gonna be your wife, you better f*cking mind

If there’s any lesson that we learned today
By “we” I mean he then I gotta say
Is why enbies kill and how to make Meth