The Ballad of di*k and Jane (Live) lyrics

There were three young men who fell in love with Jane
Tom, di*k, and Harry were their names
"I am her only boyfriend," each of them would boast
But she passed on Tom and Harry
'Cause she liked di*k the most

Now she's got di*k in the palm of her hand
She likes to hold di*k
She likes to squeeze di*k
She likes to kiss di*k all of the time
Seems like di*k is always on her mind