congratulations lyrics

[Verse 1]
Look at me, gold star behavior
Talkin’ like I’m chill, I’m low-key in danger
My heart’s on “DND,” wrote another novel
It's all in my head, I didn’t say a single word
You said, “Let’s catch up,” I said, “Cool, when?”
While I rehearsed our wedding in my head again
Smiled like, “It’s nothing,” I deserve an award
For not diving straight off the emotional board

[Pre-Chorus]
Cheers to me for playing it smooth
Skipped a heartbreak, stuck with the blues
(But I’m not cryin’, are you?)

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For staying calm, not screaming for help
It’s roulette, with zero red flags
Just me and this crush in a cute lil’ gag
Will I friend-zone or just relapse?
Another cycle, same ol’ lapse

[Verse 2]
You call me “bestie,” that should be a crime
But I pretend it don’t mess with my mind
Caught in a scene I didn’t audition for
Playing the cool friend, I should win an award
I don’t flirt, I strategically blink
I’m so subtle, it’s tragic, don’t you think?
Could’ve been lovers, now it’s platonic
Put my heart in the drafts, how iconic
[Pre-Chorus]
Toast to me for dodging the truth
Isn’t delusion just confidence in youth?
(That’s my story, what’s yours?)

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For staying calm, not screaming for help
It’s roulette, with zero red flags
Just me and this crush in a cute lil’ gag
Will I friend-zone or just relapse?
Another cycle, same ol’ lapse

[Bridge]
I could’ve said it, could’ve confessed
But I’m allergic to making a mess
Let’s keep it cute, let’s keep it vague
Let’s keep pretending this ain’t my parade

[Chorus]
Congratulations to myself
For staying calm, not screaming for help
It’s roulette, with zero red flags
Just me and this crush in a cute lil’ gag
Will I friend-zone or just relapse?
Another cycle, same ol’ lapse
[Outro]
(Ooh-oh, ooh-oh) Somebody cue the confetti
(Ooh-oh, ooh-oh) I’m emotionally petty
(Ooh-oh, ooh-oh) Look at me bein’