Hey Dude lyrics

Where the f*ck are my homies all at?
The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at
Get away from my motherf*cking job
Accounting is sh*t, yeah, it's time to move on
I love pus*y and I can't get enough
Moving out West where there's so much to f*ck
Ride a horse, f*ck a cactus all night
Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right

My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand
I told that piece of sh*t, he's gotta be a man
A beast named Cassie, a motherf*cking dog
Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all f*ck
The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack
Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack
I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big c*ck
f*ckin' king of the ranch
I'm gonna stay on top

Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Put your lasso in the air
Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Get on a horse, hear?
Hey, Hey Dude
No f*ckin' water in the desert
Hey, Hey Dude
Cowboys ride, cowboys die