Montebello High School Prom (Original) lyrics

[Intro: Sample]
I love you (Hahahaha)

[Chorus]
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
(Yeah, uh, yeah)
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom (Uh)
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I tell these kids cash can’t kill, but money will never hunt me
'Cause even in jail, Booty Johnson couldn’t f*ck me
Just call me young and lucky
Thank God for these YouTube tabs
Cause otherwise I'd still be a slave kissing ass
Last in class but first up in the art show
Seeing where this key fits, selling her at a car show
I’m Shawn White, b*tch, coming down slope
Bust a leg, bust a arm, but I’m never ever broke
Haha, inside joke
Nah, not really, that sh*t’s way outside
Playing hacky-sack, nuggets, and ham
Robbing fat hoes for piggy-backs
Callin' my phone like “Yo, can I get a verse?”
Nope (Why?)
'Cause I know where you clicked last cursor
You was on a soapbox talking ’bout “Dévon’s hot”
Then I found out that you was Mediafirin' me
“Yo, I swear that wasn’t me, man"
"Hey, hey, hey! Ah!”
[Chorus]
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
(Yeah, uh)
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom (Yeah)
Montebello high school prom
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Rolling up a fat sack
And making up hashtags fat fags get mad at (Yeah)
Gladly spin circles around you, call it glad rap
Asking dumb questions and guessing like “Yo, my bad, man”
Goddamn right, I do this for a living
You bloggin'? Who provided the planes for those pigeons?
You seem to be on a mission
To take this black man out his white house
And steal all the spoons from my Neon Kitchen, b*tch
And that’s a no-pass-go
Yo, why you all up on my six like ten-past-four?
You better back up, n*gga
No, I ain't grow up po’
But I provide to that ass like some acid damn hoes
I am not a Twitterer, nor am I a Tumblar
I just want them record sales and a new sports car
So if I ever make a song about titties
Remember, life ain’t sh*t without pleasure like pretty Ricky
Hahaha
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah

[Verse 3]
sh*t been going good, it can get better (Yeah, yeah)
Life is too damn short, you gotta get her (Gotta get her)
I got a lotta tattoos because I’m insecure (Yeah, word?)
I can’t afford a bed, I nap on the floor (Yeah, yeah)
When the mail’s through the door (Word?)
I trash that sh*t (Word?)
Unless it’s welfare, then I cash that sh*t (Then I cash that sh*t!)
'Cause I don’t wanna work (No)
No, I don’t wanna work (No)
But I do wanna play, n*gga, pass that sh*t
You say you got a baby? Ha, very funny (Haha)
Bet your horse weave that you’re looking for some money
Hide and seek status, I’m dashed before a ten-count
Out and about, baby, I’m looking for a handout
Pin a b*tch down like I’m looking for a three-count (Yeah)
And if she kick out (Yeah)
Then I dip out (Yeah)
Pull that di*k out (Word)
Skeeze on the B's (B's)
Cause b*tches tryna stick up for my trees like some leaves
Please, young b*tch, I am not that n*gga (Word)
Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde, track 13
Where the f*ck my ride at? I feel trapped (Yeah)
2pac in 9-3, n*gga, real rap (Real rap)
No gimmicks, no funky haircuts
Just a few some tattoos and some hairy ass nuts
Now ask me if I give a f*ck (Nah)
Now ask me are we gonna f*ck (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom
Hell yeah
Montebello high school prom
Montebello high school prom