Karen (Made Me Rap) lyrics

[Intro]
So I'm not a rapper by any measure
But a karen showed her ass today in public
And, me as a writer, the only thing I can do instead of causing a scene
Is write about it
So here's to you
b*tch

[Verse]
I could try and be the bigger man
Put it aside, give another chance but
I'm currently out of sympathy, so
If you can squirm, let me see you dance, look
I'm mad as hell, ain't gon' drop this sh*t
Two seconds from catchin' cases, I can not get past[?]
Too long, I been strong, gettin' lashed the whip
Ay what's the point of turnin' cheeks if I still get hit? (ay yo)

[Pre-Chorus]
f*ck that, I'ma get my licks
You swore to start a war, I'ma end that sh*t
Foot through your front door, call it just for kicks
Swear to god on my momma, she ain't raise no b*tch

[Chorus]
I stay ruthless
If a b*tch yaps slap[?] that b*tch toothlеss
Should I kick your ass?
Well if the shoe fits
You donе f*cked up my whole damn mood b*tch
You need to move b*tch
Zip tie your shopping cart to your driver door
Half price, see waitin' for you when you leave the store
I'm sick of bein' nice, ain't nice no more
Please back up, before you stuck on the floor
[Outro]
*door slams* f*ck!

You know sometimes you just gotta get it out ya system
I feel better now