JT Machinima

"Meet the Crew (Remastered)"

[Verse 1: Spy]
Gotcha head spinnin', runnin' circles around ya'
With my baseball bat, that I'm usin' to pound ya'
I'll be up-in-ya'-face in the blink of an eye
No I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly
With a couple double-jumps, I'll be fleein' the zone
Pick up your intel quick, and I'm bringin' it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to?

[Verse 2: Soldier]
Stand high, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge! With my R.P.G
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
Bam! Rockets jumpin' all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes!

[Verse 3: Pyro (Distorted)]
Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each-other
Come and spread the cheer!

Fire! Fire! Fire! Ah-ha-ha-ha

[Chorus: All]
This rap is kinda overdue, right?
But now it's time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, red or blue?
After I pick my glass
I'm gonna kick your ass!
Cuz that's what we were born to do!

[Verse 4: Engineer]
Let's set up shop. and get to work
I built a health dispenser, have you been hurt?
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, 'cause this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets, oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it, self destructions
Step back, 'fore I whack you with a wrench
When my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead

[Verse 5: Heavy]
Cry some more, run while you can!
You little babies don't stand a chance!
They call me Heavy, this is my gun!
When she starts spinning, you better run!
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle I'll never be beat!
I'll mow you down, wherever you stand b*tch!
Now I am hungry, give me sandvich!
Okay, I'm good

[Verse 6: Demoman]
Are you a bleeding idiot? To fight with a drunken scott?
I'll down a swig of whiskey for every grenade I launch!
Wherever I go the explosions follow!
So keep your distance, lads!
I carry traditional weapons! I'll bloody you up with an ax!

[Chorus: All]
This rap is kind of overdue, right?
But now it's time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So pick a side, red or blue
Pick out my favorite class, check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one too choose!

[Verse 6: Medic]
I'm ze medic, so don't go far
You might want a taste of my Ubercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem, schiza!
I'm always ready with my bloody bone-saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off!
Die Schweinhund! I will win this!
Don't overdose on my syringes

[Verse 7: Sniper]
Boom! That's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death!
I'm from the outback, where things are hectic
Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with
Aussey assassins aren't very common, but when you hear this (!)
Keep on runnin'!

[Verse 8: Spy]
You probably know me from my disguise!
I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Ah revour, ma chere
I'm a very accomplished back-stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper!
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst!
He's got plenty of ass to kick!

[Chorus: All]
This rap is kind of overdue, right?
But now it's time to meet the crew, tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, red or blue?
After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Cuz that's what we were born to do!

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