Andrew Lloyd Webber
"Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats"
Are you blind when you're born?
Can you see in the dark?
Can you look at a king?
Would you sit on his throne?
[RUM TUM TUGGER]
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?
Are you c*ck of the walk
When you're walking alone?
When you fall on your head do you land on your feet?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?