[Verse 1]
Early in the morning
An omelette in my pan
A beautiful, original song in my heart
And black coffee in my hand
Walking through the backyard
sh*tty fake farmer clown
Feeling like a million bucks but I know
That any minute it's coming down
[Chorus]
Ballin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab on your wall
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone
[Verse 2]
Late at night I'm twistin'
Like a juicy, fat luau ham
Sweatin' on the stuff I can't rearrange
It's all a part of who I am
[Chorus]
Blowin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab on your wall
Watch it fall on your futon
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone
[Bridge]
They've got a problem with nothing
They've got a problem with nothing
They've got a problem with nothing
[Chorus]
Blowin' out in the blacklight
The velvet poster of a crab your wall
Every step is a bad trip
When you remember everywhere you went wrong
[Ending]
Watch it fall on your futon
Watch it fall on your futon
And I'm all gone