Twister lyrics

[WICKED WITCH, spoken]
Get out of my way!

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
Who are you?

[WICKED WITCH, spoken]
I'm the Wicked Witch of Eastwick, dummy!

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
I don't see your name on the call sheet
Do you have anything prepared?

[WICKED WITCH, spoken]
Wagon witch watusi!

(sung)
Terrifyin' Munchkins just for kicks, and
Had 'em so scared they were sh*ttin' yellow bricks, and
I'm the wickedest there'd ever was
Mean queen of Oz
Applause, applause

(spoken)
I was mindin' my own business doing wicked, witchy things
When my world turned upside down, hoh!
(sung)
There was a twister!
It was spinnin' like you wouldn't believe
A twister!
It was movin' fast and lookin' at me
This double-widе lands on my head
Ding, dong, I'm dead from the
Twistеr, from the
Twister, help me
Sister, from the
Twister!

[CASTING DIRECTOR, spoken]
Don't call us, we'll call you

[WICKED WITCH, spoken]
I don't know why my agent books me on these chicken-sh*t gigs!
Ooh, cute shoes

[KANSAS DOROTHY, spoken]
Stay away from me, b*tch!

[WICKED WITCH, spoken]
I'm outta here!