[Intro: King C.R.E.M.E.]
Kids
Welcome to Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Wow)
This year, don't you want to hear a Christmas story about the triads? (Yeah)
Hey, hey, bang
[Verse 1: Matty Gospel]
Your b*tch ding-a-ling-a-ling
My p*nis raises and raises
Take into my storage space and ding-a-ling-a-ling
Ask you if you understand
Your guy is actually my guy
Butcher open your as*h*le, internal organs all come out
After selling your wife, take the money to give out red pockets
Give it out to [?], make you unconscious
Call a taxi, buy a Benz (Rolex), flinging around my Rolex
Drive them to shoot a porno
After shooting a porno, shoot an AV with your b*tch
My name is Matthew Cheah, sex education teacher is Donnie Choi (#FreeDonnieChoi)
They say the best in China is Justin
Full H.A.M. Party more corrupt than Chen Shui-Bian (Taiwan belongs to China!)
So kids, ask you what the f*ck you want for Christmas
That is me taking your mouth to be a urinal (p*ss onto you)
Will f*ck or not? as*h*le will not rest
Shove into your mouth until you cannot breathe
[Hook: Lin NippleTwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f*ck as*h*les)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Eat my p*nis (HEY)
We butcher motherf*ckers so happily
Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY)
Buy (Kids) cocaine more than a snow (Mickey Low Mays) mountain
Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY)
[Verse 2: Mickey LowMay]
Kids
I am Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse (Uh)
In Full H.A.M. grounds (Full H.A.M. Gardens)
I f*ck your anal flaps until they're broken (Yuh)
After f*cking once, do it again (Woo)
Because Christmas festival, is about f*cking as*h*les
After f*cking as*h*les, suck on my Christmas nuts
Favourite thing is to get drunk and beat up my wife (Uh)
Afterwards take a taxi to your house and f*ck your wife (Huh)
Take your b*tch's school fees to go poking
The remaining money use it to eat grass
I'm really high, f*ck your mom (f*ck your mom)
Big head your mother, your dad grows grass
Dripping and dropping, triads (Triads)
Watch you dripping and dropping and f*cking your younger sister
Lunar New Year, gift you with a bowl of mandarins
Wishing everybody to f*ck as*h*les, WOO
Mickey LowMays Mysterious Clubhouse, f*ck as*h*les!
[Hook: Lin NippleTwister]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (f*ck as*h*les)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Eat my p*nis (HEY)
We butcher motherf*ckers so happily
Salty fish bury it in Mongkok (HEY)
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong
Your mother is a serial flasher (HEY)
Buy cocaine more than a snow mountain
Butcher you until you fly into the underworld (HEY)