TEACHER DISS TRACK lyrics

[Verse]
Yo, step in the class, here comes the lecture
But your voice so dry, need a sound deflector
You write in chalk like it’s still ’03
Teachin’ from a book that’s older than me

Called you a miss, but where’s the class?
Can’t teach fire when you stuck in the past
That PowerPoint’s got more dust than Mars
And your grading’s slow like stuck-up cars

[Verse 2]
Thought you were sharp? That’s blunt-force trauma
Grammar so stiff, call it “Comma-Causing Drama.”
Your feedback’s cold, like microwave pizza
And your tests? Trash—should’ve come with a visa

We in 2025, you stuck on a fax
Tryna roast me? You’d fold in a group chat
Burn so slow, got a thermometer beepin’
Like a roast that’s dry, but still keeps leakin’

[Outro]
So I’m chеffin’ up bars, yeah, dinner is servеd
You’re the overcooked dish that nobody deserved
1 minute, 53, and the cookin’s done—
Class dismissed, teach. I already won